Hey Miz B,

You're absolutely correct. It use to be one of my favorite drinking songs.
It's still hilarious but funny enough I don't drink any more. And it goes
something like this....



Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road
by Loudon Wainwright III

G D
Crossing the highway late last night,
C G
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right.
D
He didn't see the station wagon car.
C G
The skunk got squashed and there you are.

CHORUS:
D
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road
C G
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
D
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
C G
(And it's) Stinking to high heaven

Take a whiff on me. That ain't no rose.
Roll up your window and hold your nose.
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory.

(chorus)

Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog.
On a moonlit night you got your dead toad frog.
You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon.
The blood and the guts, they gonna make you swoon.

You got your dead skunk In the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven

C'mon, stink. You got it. It's dead. It's in the middle.
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven

All over the road. Technicolor

Oh, you got pollution.
It's dead.
It's in the middle,
And it's stinkin' to high heaven.


Hope you enjoyed the song if you got this far.

Bob Gilley


>-----Original Message-----
>
>Hey, hey, Paul.... Do not be despondent. CSS is VERY easy, unless you
>care about the fact that one browser renders a site not even YOU can
>recognize, while another renders your site as a detergent/stain
>advisory page.
>
>I've learned not to sweat the details. My results are very badly made
>sites that I feel REAL GOOD about.
>
>I'm going to go out into the road now, and just wait for some skunk to
>come run me over. If I fight back, it might even end up with "dead
>skunks in the middle of the road." That would make me somewhat
>interesting, as I believe there is a song containing that line.
>
>You are reading the words of a future legend...
>
>Ta ta,
>Miz B
>
>http://mizbsporch.com <---constantly under DE-struction
>
m>


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